Yesterday was a REALLY bad day. I mean it was especially bad. It was of those days that historians will one day write about. I literally could do nothing right. It all went wrong by the numbers. Aggravation was 5 steps above where I was. I successfully connected ALL of the stupidity dots. I did that which I knew not to do. I said that which I knew not to say. I went places where I knew I should not go. I absolutely, totally and completely pissed everybody off including myself. I screwed stuff up in amazingly creative ways. People I hadn’t spoken to or seen in years called me to let me know how mad they were at me. The dog ate my sandwich (third time in three months). It was like I couldn’t do right even if I wanted to. My new car got scratched. I was repeatedly referred to as gross and disgusting. I was lied on, cheated, talked about and mistreated.
But all that was yesterday. Given that I made it to today I’m going to call yesterday a SUCCESS!
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